OMG, OMG, OMG!!! The mural! If my beauty were ever in question, no longer! The mural portrays me perfectly. It is breathtaking! Finally my glory has been captured! It is so tasteful. Just a little side boob. Which is so relevant these days. It is sufficiently sexually suggestive to rankle CBN and her righteous GOBs. And the artist was kind enough to paint it on a rather ginormous detachable canvas so that when he is offered another $10,000 by CBN to paint a new mural, I can keep this one! So thoughtful. Oh! Who is this mystery man who has seen so deeply into my soul!
That isn’t even the best part. This unknown sentient being with whom I am falling madly in love, made me a mixed tape! He left it on my doorstep! To all you Millennials out there who think Vinyl is soooo cool, vinyl is totally 2010. The new retro cool is tape. The tape is filled with the most elegant collection of love songs varying from Captain and Tennile’s Love Will Keep us Together, (I LOVE that song!) to the Notorious B.I.G’s Big Poppa. He’ll “love it when I call him Big Poppa!” I just know it! I mean if it comes to that… A girl can dream.
I must get to work on a mixed tape for my mystery artist man! If you have any song suggestions, please do share! I’ll be sure to post my play list when I am done!
I am so grateful for you all! You are so beautiful…and so am I.